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Healing Heathens Magistrate Beard Oil

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Authoritative. Warm. Refined.


Magistrate is crafted for those who carry quiet command — the steady hands, the decision‑makers, the ones whose presence settles a room without raising their voice. Built on a conditioning base of Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, and Jojoba Oil, this beard oil absorbs smoothly, softening coarse hair, reducing dryness, and nourishing the skin beneath for a fuller, healthier beard.


This blend is dignified, warm, and unmistakably composed:


  • Bourbon — deep, smoky sweetness with notes of charred oak and slow‑aged warmth.

  • Cedarwood — grounded, resinous timber that adds structure and confident depth.

  • Vanilla — soft, velvety sweetness that rounds the edges and leaves a smooth, lasting finish.


Hand‑crafted in small batches, Magistrate is lightweight, non‑greasy, and ideal for daily grooming. It’s the scent of steady judgment — warm wood, quiet sweetness, and the unmistakable presence of someone who knows exactly who they are.


Size: 1 oz

Handmade in Dayton, NV

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